Why I Don't Do Celebrations, by Jose Mourinho
Jose Mourinho is saying he doesn’t do celebrations any more. This is just a week after the fracas after the Manchester United defeat to City apparently sparked by the City team’s celebrations offending the Chosen One’s sensitive ears. There was a similar furore when United lost to Chelsea 4 – 0 in 2016 with Jose accusing Comte of disrespect by over – celebrating the thrashing. Not many sportsmen would dare take offence to a rival celebrating a win over them for fear of being branded a poor loser. Not so, Mr. Mourinho. Perhaps he thinks it will bind him closer to his players (though there are surely some that may afford him less respect for this kind of thing) or maybe he really is just a spoilt child at heart. Or maybe both.
Anyhoo, here we have Jose Mourinho in a montage of videos celebrating like a monkey that’s just stolen a whole bag of monkey nuts out of a workman’s lunch box: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqTH5SMCshI
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